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Funny takeaway quotes

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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