Funny zest quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the delightful dance of sin and energy, creating the mystical synergy! It's like painting the town red with a mischievous sparkle ✨ and a sinful smirk 😈. Who knew collaboration could be so scandalously stylish? Keep the synergy sizzling, darling! 🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

  Commentary:
  Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife

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