Commentary:
When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
Funny Gollum quotes
Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.
Commentary:
"Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"
According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁♂️ #RingFreeLife