Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.” Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution. Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.