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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Going viral on Twitch:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Making waves on Facebook:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Live now on Snapchat:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Trending via Threads:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Just landed via WeChat:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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