Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.