Commentary:
This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨
Funny online activity quotes
Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.
Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.
Commentary:
Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱
Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"
The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.
Commentary:
"Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"
Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.
Commentary:
"Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"