Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's some next-level commitment to the theme! Amelia Earhart would be proud! 🛩️🎃🕵️♀️ Related funny posts 🤝 Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain. Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.