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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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