I canโt watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! ๐ธ๐ ๐ Related funny posts ๐ Got an email from my bank saying โis your 401k enough to retire onโ and itโs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.