Funny usage quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that adding a touch of 'succulence' to your office emails could be the key to spicing up your Monday meetings? 🌵💼 Keep those emails tasty and juicy with a dash of succulent humor! 😉"

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