I hate checking my bank account after having a good time. Commentary:When good times turn into "surprise, you're broke!" 😅💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay. My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.