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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends
18 Funny authenticity quotes
I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.
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Being myself has led to a few victories, a few awkward dance moves, and at least one restraining order 😂🤦♂️🕺
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.
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Trying to win a popularity contest with everyone is like asking your cat to love baths, just not gonna happen 😂🛁🐱
I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.
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Why go from zero to hero when you can just start at zero? 😎🎯
Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.
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Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
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"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.
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"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"