I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the only thing I'm growing is my grocery bill! π±πΈπ€ Related funny posts π€ I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? I donβt normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.