I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
