I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option? My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.” Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
