Funny job title quotes

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Commentary:
Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Commentary:
"Putting 'CEO of Blockbuster Video' on your resume is bold…until prospective employers try to fact-check and realize the only number they have is disconnected 📼😂 Who needs verified references when you've got blockbuster confidence, am I right?"