I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.