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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just t…

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just t…

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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, contact, direct, dog, eating, eye, eye contact, feel, hot, hot dog, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, weird, while on Aug 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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