I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just t… Commentary:Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin! Related Funny Posts 🤝 My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already. Farting, but with eye contact. I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”