I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. Farting, but with eye contact. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.