Iโll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown ๐ด๐๐ญ Let the awkwardness begin! Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. Farting, but with eye contact. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. When they ask โhow was your weekend?โ answer โbetter than yoursโ and maintain eye contact. Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.