Commentary:
Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! 🕺🔥👹
Funny pleasant quotes
Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.
Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Commentary:
"Life: a rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. Death: a serene slumber. Transition: the awkward moment when you're neither here nor there 😅🎢💤 #LifeInLimbo"