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Funny Congress quotes

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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