It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Imagine the commentary track on those near-miss highlights… 🤔🎬💀 Related funny posts 🤝 There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism. Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.