Itβs not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reported for trying to convert me into a vegetable cult member π₯¦π¨π Related funny posts π€ Itβs not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.