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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion 🛏️😄✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Beyoncé, broke, broken, broken down, car, case, celebrity, cleaned, cleaning, close, house, humor, just, preparation, room, sleep, somewhere on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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