My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.