My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights. Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around. My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck. My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.