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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged city, city life, daily, daily routine, entertainment, family, hard, humor, i, knife, life, musical, NYC, routine, southern, southern family, stabbed, stabbing, stereotype, try, wake on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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