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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday…

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday…

Commentary:
"Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a 'glass half full' approach next time!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, bottle, conversation, drinking, empty, half, humor, i, joke, me, pessimist, relationship, said, why, wife, wine, yesterday on Mar 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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