Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity. Posted onJun 30, 2026Jun 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨ Related funny posts 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew. Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe. David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.” The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.