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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Funny funny phrase quotes
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
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All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.
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"Taking email correspondence from 'Best regards' to 'Boom, now you're intrigued!' 💥🙌🤣"
I hope this email blows your head smoove off.
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This email's about to take your brain on a mini vacation. 🌬️🧠🤣