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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
Funny weird thing quotes
Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.
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"Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"
I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.
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I’m just here performing linguistic gymnastics; hope you catch my drift and not the awkwardness 🤹♀️❤️