Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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“Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals”

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