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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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