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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?