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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.