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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
Funny human behavior quotes
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
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Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈
“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.
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At least AI won't hog the bathroom at work! 🚽🤖💼