Commentary:
When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
Funny ran quotes
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.
Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Truck Time-Out' strategy! 🚚🤔😂 #DadLogic"
Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.
Commentary:
🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄
I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
Commentary:
Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
Commentary:
"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁♂️ #ChattyVictim"
Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.
Commentary:
Who knew cars had such wanderlust? Hope it's not road tripping on my gas card too! 🚗💨🐴⛽