The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the… Commentary:"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time. The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months. It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max. The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing. I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.