The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"

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