There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me). Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates" Related funny posts 🤝 Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything. Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.