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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Earth is hard.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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