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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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87 shares on Reddit this month:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

54 shares on Discord this month:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

28 shares on Discord this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

46 shares on Threads this month:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Going viral on Reddit:

I am single, please disturb me!

Freshly posted on X:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Trending via Telegram:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Just shared via Telegram:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Going viral on X:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Shared recently on Facebook:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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