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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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