Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen. Posted onMar 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Arguing with a CEO while reheating leftovers? Multitasking mood: activated! 🔥🍲😴 Related funny posts 🤝 Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics. My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning. I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.