When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "other day" β€” basically the RSVP of time references! πŸŽ‰πŸ—“οΈ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." πŸ˜‚ So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! πŸ•°οΈβ³ Talk about a flexible schedule!