When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

When I say "the other day", it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous “other day” — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It’s like saying “soon” or “let’s do it sometime,” which really means “whenever I remember or feel like it.” 😂 So next time someone drops the “other day” bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!

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