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  • The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
  • Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
  • You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.
  • Everyone is getting idioter.
  • You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
  • I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.