Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.
  • Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.