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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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1 month ago

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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2 months ago

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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2 months ago

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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2 months ago

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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2 months ago

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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2 months ago

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48 shares on Discord this month:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine being social on social media.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Time needs a speed limit.

55 shares on Threads this month:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

65 shares on Threads this month:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Going bananas on Facebook:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Breaking via Slack:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Just landed via X:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Trending via Slack:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Trending via Discord:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Making waves on X:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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