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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?