You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.” Commentary:"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it. I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors. I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
