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  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • My mood is currently on “shuffle”.
  • I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”
  • Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”