Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
“Why do people think it’s okay to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥”

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