Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her. My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.