Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Thatโs one way to find out whoโs truly committed to the match! ๐ฃ๐ #LocalLove Related funny posts ๐ One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born. Listen to the birds, not the news. Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.