Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Thatโs one way to find out whoโs truly committed to the match! ๐ฃ๐ #LocalLove Related Funny Posts ๐ค You befriend a guy and a few days later heโs like โI wanna talk to you about somethingโ. Please, God, let it be about the economy. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on. Thinking of becoming the โwhereโs my hugโ guy in prison.
