You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! π¦ΈββοΈπ±π Related funny posts π Iβm going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that? Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because Iβm a recovering people pleaser. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.