Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever. Posted onJun 29, 2026Jun 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨 Related funny posts 🤝 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. My life is based on a true story. Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for. I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.