Commentary:
It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail.
Funny behave quotes
I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.
Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"